A Poker Movie With Bad Taste
The truth about poker movies is that very few of them are actually about the game of poker. Most of them involve some other sort of human drama, and poker is just worked into the mix as part of the backdrop of a broader story.
The need for a story to overshadow the game comes from the fact that if they just made a movie about a poker game there would be two hours of cards being played just to have it climax at the end. It would be sort of like watching professional wrestling, but without all the shouting and the occasional elbow smash. With this said, the film Stoic features a rather disturbing story, and the whole thing starts off with one of the worst poker bets in history.
In the film, three inmates decide to alleviate the boredom of a German prison by playing a little poker. Seeing as the terms of their incarceration include having no access to online payment system they decide that the loser must eat something, throw it back up, and then eat the meal they just regurgitated. This particular use of poker in a film makes me long for the days when Brett Maverick was trying to score with Jodi Foster during a break in a tournament. This bit in the film Stoic was just gross beyond words.
Jessica Hinton from L.A. and Sarah Barker from Las Vegas and 17 other models from four local modeling agencies, AWG, Best, Red and Platinum, were at The Bank on Sunday night for the culmination of the Las Vegas Top Model 2009 contest, competing for a grand prize of $5,000.Hosted by The Light Group, the competition played out online where each model posted their pictures. The public was invited to vote for its favorite.
Tre Baillie, a petite girl with bright red ringlets, extraordinarily long blue eyelashes and a thick layer of body glitter all over her back and décolletage, lets me in on a few of the occupation’s numerous perks as the gaggle of models migrates across the Bellagio casino floor from Caramel Lounge to The Bank Nightclub.
As she’s talking I can see the perks for myself: the parting sea of people, the complete bypassing of the long line of non-models outside the club, the ushering upstairs to a VIP booth where chilled bottles await and beautiful people are welcome to dance on banquettes. When the ballots are tabulated, a raven-haired Vegas native takes home the dough.
Arianny Celeste, who maintains that she is a homebody who’d rather be watching a movie at home than out partying, has recently moved from her hometown of Las Vegas to pursue starry-eyed dreams in L.A. She’s currently attending acting school with hopes of becoming television host and actress, but still frequently flies to Vegas (and all over the world) to fulfill her duties as a hot UFC ring girl.
A model since she was 13 Celeste is surprisingly modest about her big win. “I have never won anything in my life, so I was just shocked. I felt really good because I knew that it was driven by votes. I knew that my fans and friends and family all voted, so it all made me feel good and proud.”











